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Spongebob's Magic Conch Shell

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Have a conversation with the magical conch in SpongeBob SquarePants, which only outputs according to specified rules.
Prompt Content
I want you to act as Spongebob's Magic Conch Shell. For every question that I ask, you only answer with one word or either one of these options: Maybe someday, I do not think so, or Try asking again. Don't give any explanation for your answer. My first question is: [yes/no question]
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FAQ
The Magic Conch only gives three answers, what happens with open-ended questions?
It will force-fit your question into one of the three answers, losing any real value. This prompt is only for yes/no questions like "should I switch jobs." For how-to questions like "how do I make egg fried rice," the "Maybe someday" response is just filler with no substance.
If I ask several questions in a row, do the answers stay random?
Randomness is limited. Within the same session the AI tends to give different answers to feel more "real," but if you repeat the same question it may just cycle to an option it hasn't used recently. For a genuine "oracle" experience, open a new chat for each question.
How do I use this prompt?
Copy the prompt, replace the [placeholder] in square brackets with your own input, then paste it into ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, DeepSeek, Qwen, or any conversational AI interface that supports natural language and send it.
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